math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probability his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
