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Breathe if you love me.

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

idioticteen:

that feeling after you watch a step up movie like you can go out and dance and find a crew 

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

cute:

love:

jaclynwhalen:

tumblr:

Best and most useful life hacks you NEED to know

OMG #4 helped me so much omg 

i am NEVER kissing a boy again after reading #7 ew holy shit

cute:

love:

jaclynwhalen:

tumblr:

Best and most useful life hacks you NEED to know

OMG #4 helped me so much omg 

i am NEVER kissing a boy again after reading #7 ew holy shit

hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

toastedtoffee:

How true, wisdom from a 5 year old

toastedtoffee:

How true, wisdom from a 5 year old